Me+animals = not true..

Here is a conversation between a friend and I. We were going to her new place.


Friend: Wait here going in first to check on the cat.

Me: What?, What cat? You didn't tell me you brought your cat.

Friend: Oh, I forgot.

Me: What?! How can you forget such a important detail.

Friend: She is a very nice cat.

Me: I think I'm going home.

Friend: Nooo!.

Unwillingly, I entered her apartment. My heart was pounding. There it was, the "nice" cat. It was staring at me with its evil eyes.


I don't like animals, I am very, very scared of them.

So, if you have some kind of pet, I will never come to your home. Unless, if you have Fish. I like fish.

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